Not Me! Monday

Every week, when MckMama posts her fabulous "Not Me! Monday" post... I get annoyed because I didn't think ahead and write one! Well I won't be caught out this week, folks! Tonight, when I realized that I was compossing one in my head, I figured I should just bite the bullet and get started early! 

~ There is NO way that I arrive at Church each Sunday with notepad in hand for those little wedding ideas that DON'T pop into my head throughout worship. We are NOT getting married in our home church, so my brain does NOT spark off every cotton-pickin' time I walk through the doors! 

~ I was NOT overjoyed, giddy or ecstatic when Dahvede called me from the Nadi airport today. I did NOT love the way our conversation relaxed and felt totally normal even though we haven't seen each other in 2 months. 

~ I do NOT exagerate over how long it has been since I saw Dahvede. It is NOT because I simply don't know how long he has been gone, and it certainly has NOTHING to do with me not wanting to check.

~ I did NOT almost need to bite my tongue tonight at work to keep from swearing when my purse, that did NOT contain all my make-up, my iPod, AND my camera did NOT drop into the bucket of mop water that did NOT ALSO have bleach in it. I did NOT almost cry in front of my 17 yr old co-worker.

~ I did NOT just watch Legally Blonde by myself at midnight to cheer myself up. I would NEVER do something like that.

~ I am NOT giddy about the fact that I am now in day counting territory until Dahvede comes home. I am NOT planning to make a paper chain and hang it up in my room. Nope. Never. Not Me!

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